Me talking to my friend on the phone as I'm really plastered, *giggle*.

Oh, he just said the magic word, chocolate.

He wants to stick his thing where on me?? Okay, he is my ex for a good reason.

Because he isn't sticking anything down there, *giggle*.

Or back here, no way, no how.

A good reason why it's better to see me after a good night sleep and not in the morning.

Funny shot here. The caption should be, "you wanna get high", lol.

Ditto and then some with this one.