Hidi ho everyone and welcome to another candid update from your favorite, goofy redhead, Megan of course. Okay, this week, we're going early in the history of my site. Back when I had no idea what I was doing (not to say i do now, giggle). This is me drunk and laughing, with a bit of squeaking as I laugh. Believe me, rum and porn don't mix, giggle.

My sexy eyes, or at least me trying to make my sexy eyes. How did I ever get so many guys to fall in love with me with faces like this, giggle.

Rick, my old photographer, was evil. He'd always get me with the, "Look a roach!!" and then snap away as I freaked out.

Drunked or stoned, god if I know, giggle.

What you guys are missing here is me falling on my tush about 5 seconds after this shot was taken. Grace and charm melted away after my 6th shot of rum, giggle.